The Comforts of A Good Biscuit

Right now, I am sitting at our (very) small kitchen table, eating this delicious soup because I am in denial that it's still August and we have about 1.5 months of summer left before Fall really gets going around here. Steve has very politely requested that I hold off on roasting any more chickens, simmering rich, velvety chowders, and baking obnoxious amounts of biscuits until the weather mellows out a bit more (read- STOP MAKING THE HOUSE A RAGING INFERNO, MARY). Darn it. Just when I was getting started...oh, well. Mark my words, October. I'm going to roast, bake, braise, and simmer the heck out of you. BE READY.

 Now where was I?

Ah, yes; soup.

I love, love, love soup. I like it rich. I like it thick. I like an IN YOUR FACE flavor. I detest weak, pale, apologetic soups, except when I'm recovering from the flu, and in a situation like that, I cling to a childhood favorite- Mrs. Grass. But with that sole exception, I love a good, brave, honest soup. What else do I love about soup? As a mama of 4 lovely children (ages 5, 4, 2, and 4 months), I find it incredibly convenient and satisfying to get something delicious simmering during the afternoon, and free up the crazy, bewildering witching hour which plagues all parents (don't you dare pretend that your children are perfect from the hours of 3-6). When I have a soup ready to go, I'm able to make a simple and delicious side to accompany the marvelousness of it all, such as a quick loaf of bread in the bread maker, or something even more rich and satisfying...

BISCUITS.

Not Bisquick biscuits. Go big or go home, pal.

In recent months, I have avoided biscuits because they do involve a little busy work, but I am finding that the reward of a beautiful, hot, flaky, buttery biscuit is completely, totally, and utterly worth the effort. Also:
1) It's very "Mommy, can I help you" friendly.
2) It doesn't. Have. To be. Perfect.

And so, I'm going to share my number one favorite biscuit recipe with you- Buttermilk Biscuits. 

A few tips:

1) If you're short on time (and I usually am), just knead the dough right in the prep bowl.
2) If you're REALLY short on time (and I usually am), just tear off pieces of dough after kneading it (think somewhere in between the size of a golf ball and a baseball), form it into a rough biscuit shape, and throw it on the baking sheet. The kids LOVE doing this, and they're good at it. Don't sell the little folks short!
3) Parchment-lined baking sheet- it matters. It really does. Don't go cheap here, people. BUY THE PARCHMENT. BUY IT, I SAY!!

And that's basically it.

In other news...

Next week, we start school. In other words, we are being as lazy as humanly possible this week, or at least, I AM. And I shall not apologize for it. Not one bit, because next week I'm going to come out with guns blazing and no turning back. How's that for a disturbing image? I shall now leave you with a few pics of home life around here lately...

I think Jane Austen put it best: "There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort."

Happy Tuesday! 

Today

Today...

We hiked around a local cross country trail. I had Lucy in the baby carrier, and considering that we hiked about 3 miles, the boys did a fantastic job. Then we had a delightful little picnic lunch afterwards, which was also quite fantastic.

We came home and have done very, very little since arriving home. Folding laundry, reading blogs, doing some summer math lessons with David, doing a much-needed load of diapers in the wash, making Green Monster Spinach Smoothies, and getting super-pumped about our upcoming adventure to the Adler Planetarium tomorrow. Yes, it's true. Steve surprised us with some unexpected time off of work, so it's off to Chicago for us (our favorite big city).

I am desperately trying to motivate myself to cook tonight. Everything is simple, defrosted, and ready to go. I'm just a wee bit exhausted from the morning hike. ZZZzzzzzzz...*snort cough* I'm awake, I'm awake!

I have had an epiphany of sorts. I've grown weary of wasting precious time doing things that have no eternal value whatsoever. I need to play piano more often, engage in creativity more often, blog more often, and work out more often. A lot of "more oftens", but it simply must be done.

I don't like hummus. There, I said it. I've tried, and tried, and tried, but I just lose interest after 2 bites.

I double-dipped a tortilla chip today. Wow, this is getting more and more personal. I should stop.

Lots of exciting ambitions coming to my kitchen soon! Ratatouille! Peach Clafouti! Peach Galette! PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES. And peaches.

I miss my sister Meg. She moved to the mountains of North Carolina, and now she's suffering, simply suffering her way through local, organic food, misty mountains, and cool evenings. Suffering, I tell you!

The lake smells like dead fish today. I don't like those days.

I spilled salsa on a white shirt.

It's 5:15. I should probably start procrastinating making dinner!

Looking forward to Fall, homeschooling, soups, stews, chowders, and bisques,

Skary Mary :-)

Do you like to linger with summer? Or are you like me, anxiously awaiting the arrival of fall? What do you look forward to baking/cooking the most in the cooler months?

Random Recaps, Roast Chicken, and a Summer Salad Staple

As I type this, I am sitting in my sister Megan's kitchen. My beautiful little baby girl Lucy is sleeping in the studio portion of this lovely, gracious old apartment, and Megan is busy making approximately 23,498 frappucinos in 7.5 minutes at Starbucks. I'm...basically...ALONE. Yes, it's true. Lucy and I are celebrating our first girl's weekend with Auntie Meg, and after an incredibly uneventful drive in which I set the cruise control and basically sat motionless for 2.5 hours, I am savoring every single darn moment of this very rare time. *cue a very long, very satisfied sigh of complete and utter contentment*

So what am I doing? Blogging.

What better time to get caught up on some of the happenings here at The Epic Adventures of Skarymop & Co. than right now? Let's not delay a single moment!

First, a small recap of last month's highlights. Our precious Lukie-Loo, Lukers, The Luke, Geeko Geeko, Cool Hand Luke, our sweet Lucas turned two in June.

Lucas after smashing his nose on the bathtub.

Mommy and Lukie.

Wild Man Lucas.

Buzz Lukeyear to the rescue!

Fun with Unky Nate.

Dear Lord, thank You for our platinum blonde, ever-so-toothy, little lad Lucas. Thank You that he is in that wonderful stage of still liking me. I pray for the Holy Spirit to empower us as we embark upon that stage that is oh-so-innocently (and deceptively) entitled "POTTY TRAINING". 

Amen, and Amen. 

Moving on.

Random Recap Item #2: My herb garden is exploding in the most scandalous manner. Now don't laugh; I realize that my herb garden is a bit on the pathetically small side, but as someone who desperately lacks the gift of gardening (why, oh WHY does everything DIE on me??), I am positively thrilled with the immense herbaceousness of it all. I've also learned something about myself: If I can eat it, I will grow it. Practicality prevails!! It all started with a little basil and oregano from my mother-in-law...

...And then a little thyme and some chives from me mum...

We call him..."Spike". 

Put it together and what have you got...Bibbity Bobbity...HERBS!

Hmm. Somehow doesn't quite have the same ring to it. At any rate, I am delighted and yet overwhelmed with the prolificness of it all. What to do with all of this green goodness? Well, basil; that's easy. PESTO PESTO PESTO x infinity. Done. Chives? Snip them into scrambled eggs (the boys regularly request eggs and chives), sprinkle them over potato salad, make a chive dip, munch on them to attract your husband (HAHA)...chives are very adaptable. Oregano? Strip the leaves from the stem, tear them up or coarsely chop them, then sprinkle onto your homemade pizza on PIZZA NIGHT! And then there's thyme...O Thyme of Great Mysteriousness, what shalt we do with thee? Well, I am of the most humble opinion that thyme goes better with chicken than any other meat alive (or dead, for that matter), and so I give to thee (after a heatwave of 100 degrees for nearly a week straight)...

Roast Chicken with Lemon and Thyme

- Slightly adapted from the February 2006 issue of Real Simple

1 3-4 lb. roasting chicken

1 tablespoon olive oil

1 1/2  tsp. kosher salt, divided

1/4 tsp. freshly ground black pepper

1 lemon

1 large bunch of thyme

-Preheat oven to 450 degrees (I know, I know). Rinse the chicken inside and out, then remove its gross innards (giblets, etc). Pat the birdie dry with a paper towel, then place breast-side up in a roasting pan or a dutch oven (I LOVE my 7.5 quart Le Creuset for this). Tuck the chicken wings behind it (think placing your hands behind your head and relaxing on a sunny beach). Rub the chicken all over with the olive oil, then sprinkle it with 1 tsp. of salt and the pepper. Cut the lemon in half; squeeze one half over the chicken, then place the other half in the cavity. Take the thyme and stuff it in the cavity alongside the lemon. Place in the oven and roast, uncovered, for 20 minutes. Lower the oven temperature to 425 degrees, then add 1 cup of water to the roasting pan. Continue to roast, uncovered, for 45-50 minutes or until done. Let sit for 10-15 minutes before carving. 

I know what you're thinking. "She's NUTS. Why on earth is she posting a roast chicken recipe in JULY??" Okay, okay; fair enough. Just bookmark the darn thing for October, and you can thank me later. Believe me, my friends; you want to hang on to this one. The lemon just infuses the entire chicken with such a warm, bright flavor, and the thyme adds a wonderfully bright freshness to it. And prep time? Under 10 minutes. I love to serve this with a rice pilaf and peas, or a loaf of homemade bread. It's just one of those meals that is the epitome of comfort food. And we could all stand a little comfort here and there, couldn't we? 

Thus ends Random Recap Item #2.

Let us end this most prolonged post with something actually fitting for summertime. It is time for...

Tomato, Cucumber, and Onion Salad.

This salad is a summer staple for us at any barbeque, birthday party, etc. My mom made it frequently for us during the warmer months, and I have no idea where she got the recipe. It was probably from a church potluck of sorts, and those are always good places for forgetting where a recipe came from at an alarming rate of speed. Since then, I have added a couple of my own little twists to it. It's ridiculously easy:

1) Slice four tomatoes into wedges.

2) Halve a generous handful of yellow grape tomatoes (it adds such lovely color!)

3) Slice 1 English cucumber into very thin rounds. (SO thrilled with my translucent slices! I'm having way too much fun with my new mandoline slicer.)

4) Slice 1/2 an onion into very thin slices. Wow, that wasn't repetitive at all. 

5) Add 1/2 bottle of Kraft Zesty Italian Dressing (DON'T. HATE.)

6) Toss it all together, refrigerate for about 30 minutes to let the flavors combine and marinate a bit.

AND THAT'S IT!!

Very fresh, quick, and yummy, although I must admit to growing a tiny bit weary of the extreme sweetness of good ol' Zesty Italian. I've been making my own salad dressing for a couple of years now, so I'm thinking it might be time to change things up a bit and try this for a slightly more sophisticated flavor. If it works out nicely, I'll post it here. 

WOW. If I haven't overwhelmed you tonight, then we'll probably be pals for a while. From my sister's tiny kitchen to yours, have a wonderful evening!

Friday Foto(s) on Saturday

We had ourselves a grand day yesterday. We spent some time with Nana and Grandpa at our beloved Kohl's Children Museum in Glenview, IL. I love this place of exploration and discovery, not just because my kids absolutely love it, but because I get to hear and observe so very many amusing things from other parents..."Sadie, look at Daddy. Daddy wants to take a picture of you, precious! Look at Daddy. Look at Daddy. Look at Daddy, beautiful! Look at Daddy. Sadieeeeee! Look at Daddy. Lookitdaddy Lookitdaddy Lookitdaddy Lookitdaddy!!!!!!" This went on for some time. And then...(my personal favorite of the day)..."Pull your pants up, buddy. Yes, all the way." Boys. What else can I say? Yes, it's awfully nice knowing that I am not alone in this League of Extraordinarily Bewildered Parents. So, here we go. Here's some pictures of our little adventure yesterday. Enjoy your weekend!

And there you have it. Building towering "sandwiches", splashing away in the waterworks room, and gorgeous baby girls. Stay tuned for more adventures soon!

Fab Five Friday Foto(s) !!

Let's start June off on the right foot, shall we? I am painfully aware that this is the first and only time I've posted two days in a row, and I must warn you up front: Don't get used to it. :-) Although I really do want to dust the cobwebs off of this blog and post more frequently, I have to be real and remind myself that I have 4 children ages 5 and under. Phew! So let's get right to it. Here are some pictures from the past couple of weeks that bring a smile to my face, and I hope they do the same for you. :-)

My Beautiful Baby Girl at 7 weeks old. Will the bliss ever stop?

A red Le Creuset French Press. Send help.

New Privos. They're grey, man. GREY.

Making "Spider Webs" from colored tape.

I can't get over how tiny she is in Daddy's arms.

Daniel snapped this. Why I love it is self-explanatory. The face, people. The Face.

Someone saw himself in the front camera. I love this white-blonde, toothy child with all of my heart.


From my little corner of the world to yours, have a fantastic weekend!

It's a link parade!

As I was grocery shopping today at Woodmans (I spend most of my life and all of my money at that place, I'm quite sure of that), I realized something: The month of May is drawing to a rapid close (as in, three more hours), and I have posted only once this entire month. So. Darn. Pathetic. I proceeded to silently berate myself for a few moments, and then I raised my head, set my Jay Leno-esque jaw, and declared to the entire produce section, "It shall not be!!" And then my sweet Daniel asked me if we could try kale this week. How on earth could I refuse? Besides, I've been quite curious to try it myself. So we shall try some kale chips this week, or perhaps try it sauteed. I am only the slightest bit frightened. At any rate, here I am. Tonight I give you...a link parade!!
  I have wonderful friends. Really, truly wonderful friends. My friends also happen to be insanely talented and exceedingly generous with their time and gifts. I appreciate this immensely, and so, I thought it would be fun to share the links to the tutorials for Lucy's beautiful quilt made by my friend Rachel over at "The Life of Riley", and the adorable letter "L" made by my friend Jenelle over at "If I Can Do It, So Can You". Please check out the fine work of these two talented ladies.  The "L" brings a smile to my face every time I look at it, and the quilt just makes my heart sing. Oh! Oh! I also have another healthy lunch recipe to share! Check this out- I do love a good snow pea stir fry, so this was just perfect for a light lunch. Throw a poached egg on it (isn't that the answer to everything in life??), and you've got your protein for a more filling lunch. Try it! You won't be disappointed.

    So take that, May!! You shall not defeat me yet! I have high hopes of June being a slightly more...BLOGGY month, with school being completed and the like. Here's to hoping! Have a wonderful evening, my friends. :-)

On Babies and Salads (what else?)

And just like that, it's May.

It's been quite dormant around here on the Epic Adventures of Skarymop & Co. lately, but believe me, my friends; I have the best possible reason as to why that is. It's because...

We done had ourselves a baby girl!!!!


*fireworks, streamers, fainting porcupines, and other festivities!!*


Yes, indeedy. On Thursday, April 5th, at 11:14 am, our beautiful baby girl Lucy Hannah Johnson made her way into the world after an unprecedented 30 minutes of active labor (7 to 10 centimeters in 1.5 minutes, anyone??). This was after nearly 2 days of early labor symptoms, of course, but let's not dwell on that, shall we? Let us forge ahead to these wonderfully and woefully sleepy days of snuggling this beautiful, blessed little lady who has stolen our hearts in a most precious way.

You must forgive my slight half-crazed expression. As positively glorious as these early days are, they are exhausting, and I must say, the next innocent bystander who has the chutzpa to tell me that they're tired just might get a very loving, fervent, and sincere punch in the face. Did I just say that? At any rate, I am in love. Again. And so here I sit with 6 red vines, a Jazz apple, 16 ounces of ice water, Pandora, slippers with holes in them, and this blog. Which brings me to my next topic...LUNCH (I know; way to  go to a smooth transition, right?).

Any momma who's worth her salt knows that lunch tends to be a bit of an afterthought. After all, who has time to prepare something healthy AND delicious for herself when there are hotdogs rolling across the floor, milk flying through the air, Cheerios crunching underfoot, half-eaten baby carrots being spat out, spider monkeys flying out of the microwave and the like. You know. The usual. Now hear this: there is a way. I shall show you the way. Allow me to introduce to you:

The Simple, Sassy Salad. From My Brain To Yours. 

It's shamefully simple. Allow me to show you.

The Components:

- A handful of fresh, flat-leaf parsley, chopped
- Juice from one lemon
- 2-3 marinated artichoke heart quarters, coarsely chopped
-  Don't laugh- 1 can of chickpeas (or ANY kind of bean you like- Great Northern Beans or white Canellini beans would be delicious in this), rinsed and drained.
- A couple of generous spoonfuls of feta cheese
- A couple of generous spoonfuls of the marinating oil from the artichoke jar
- Kosher salt, to taste. ALWAYS TASTE.

Toss all ingredients together, and EAT, for goodness' sake; EAT!!! This healthy, filling salad takes about 5 minutes to assemble, so no excuses. I am currently researching and trying healthy lunch recipes that I can whip together in 5-10 minutes, so I will continue to post the recipes that I consider to be a success. As God is my witness, I shall never eat my children's sandwich crusts again and deem that to be an acceptable lunch. Amen.

 Well, I consider this post to be a fairly acceptable re-entry into the blogosphere. And now, if you would excuse me, I shall finish the remaining 6.75 ounces of my ice water, print out a few recipes, feed my sweet-cheeked cherub, kiss her 12, 357 times, then tumble into bed. Ah, life. :-)

What about you? Do you scavenge off of your children's plates? Or are you carmelizing shallots and broiling chicken breasts for your lunch? DO tell!